African Drive By

An African drive by is similar in form to a traditional drive by, however a few core differences are present; one being the medium used by the assailant(s) as a mode transportation and another being the actual weapon to be discharged. In an African drive by, the assailant will carefully choose a vine, the longer or higher up in the canopy it's fulcrum the more distance between the attacker and the victim after the drive by allowing for easier escape back to ones village or hut, which is ideal, and then swing by the victim(s) while shooting a dart blowgun filled with a village aids victim's semen, causing instant infection, and often times Ebola or sickle cell anemia, which just happened to be in the donor's blood anyway. It was initially thought that African drive bys originated in Ethiopia as a settlement over conflict over food, until historians realized that there was never food in Ethiopia. The roots of the African drive by are still unknown, though many hypothesize that the first African drive by occurred over conflict between tribesman over one killing anothers goat for pride. Premeditation of an African drive by can be characterized by the pounding of the chest, and an indicator of an African drive by in progress is loud yelling, often sounding like "MULU BULU TULU" which roughly translates to "fuck yo couch nigga".

Man, that fool Solomon just killed another one of my goats, I'm about to African drive by this clown.

by JayDh89 June 18, 2010

drive-by fruiting

Similar to a drive-by shooting or drive-by, except as a sign of superiority, fruit is thrown because the victim is too afraid to attack the aggressor, and hence is not worthy of a bullet.

MRS DOUBTFIRE: Oh, it was a run by fruiting dear.

Pierce Brosnan: *bemused look*

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Drive By Media

Media which consistantly reports news that is not accurate or is intentionally distorted.

1.I have "independent" and "private" sources that have told me directly that they had personally seen George W. Bush deliver dynamite to the Levees and blow them up during hurricane Katrina,to kill all the africans in New Orleans. This is Honky Whiteman reporting live for Drive By Media News.

by Mr.S. Blake October 12, 2008

drive-by shitting

Like a drive-by shooting, except you get out of the car and shit on your target instead of shooting it.

Billy: "Whoa, did John's dog shit on his front door?"
Joe: "Nah, it was a drive-by shitting. Dave finally got his revenge for that prank John pulled last week."

by Rakshasa 23 December 15, 2008

Drive-by heckle

When you are talking to either a single person or a group of people and you happen to crack a joke; that joke leads to the drive-byheckle: a total stranger happens to walk past and puts their two-cents (usually a cheesy pun) into what you just said.

Jack: ...what if in the future, making fun of someone for their age was illegal?
(Large lady in a hat walks by)
Large lady: It should be illegal NOW! (walks away)
Joe: Drive-by heckle.

by Jmind June 17, 2010

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Snapchat Drive-By

When you send a dick pick and then block them

I just gave a girl a Snapchat Drive-by

by I like boys:/ October 12, 2020