dorkuss

A person whos extremely dork or has dork-like qualities

That Tom is really a dorkuss!

by Katie October 17, 2003

Dougus

A cute animal, generally a cat or a cog.

Man, that kitty is Such a Dougus

by Dylan Elliott November 5, 2008

Dumpy Dorkus

a person who is short and stumpy, that also has the quality of being a dork.

have you seen that short dorky girl at lunch?

oh you mean the dumpy dorkus?

by stephaniesavage March 31, 2009

Fungus Dongus

A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.

Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick

by TrollEverything69 June 28, 2022

dogus

the area of skin between a mans nutsack and asshole, also know as the gooch or chode

A spring came through the seat in my car and it pinched my dogus.

by P-dogg August 18, 2006

Dongus

A Animal the refers to a very sexual condiments. For example porn of other inappropriate things. It also goes by the name weenie butt.

Look at the dongus.

by Worship the camels January 20, 2018

dorkus malorkus

it is the actual scientifical word for a "dork" often used in taxonomy. The dork, being a gangly animal, of average to abnormal hight, with very little weight, and stringy, of the dorkus genous. also referd to has a "lop"

the dork, or, dorkus malorkus, isn't rare to find in its natural habitat, since it has been hunted to near extinction.

by justmike2000 July 23, 2004