doofington

the evolution of a doof is a doofington which means an ultimate doof

You are such a doofington

by doofington June 10, 2018

Mount Dooming

The act of having one's ring destroyed.

Bob: Hey Clarence... You wanna come round mine and partake of some Mount Dooming? (Wink)

Clarence: Yeah bob... Sounds like my idea of fun! (Nudge Nudge Wink!)

by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009

dot-dot-dotting

Similar to a long silence after hearing/seeing something idiotic, or when left speechless. Verbal replacement for ".........."

Person R: "Hey, would you eat a cow if it had maggots growing on its testicles?"
Person T: "Uhhh... I'm dot-dot-dotting you."

by Rahat Ahmed October 13, 2003

Doting

Not coming through with the homies

When 5 homies go to the mall and 4 guys copped team sweatpants, the last person is doting

by AYJamal January 27, 2015

dotting the i

Penetrative anal sex between a male and a female, with the female oriented so as her gash is vertical, with arsehole uppermost. This must follow vaginal sex. If the lady flips 180 degrees, this is dotting the exclamation mark.

After she came, I put on the tv to distract her, whilst casually dotting the i.

by illustriousbob September 1, 2013

dooping

Dooping is when you think you got a booger, but you're really just shifting it all over your face.

"Dude, it's on your right cheek now. You just keep dooping it all over your face"!

by Frogish Jen March 11, 2011

Dolting

The act of not being able to pass somebody on a pavement or corridor as both parties simultaneously change direction at the same moment. Meaning either or both parties have to decrease speed or come to a stop.

Sorry I'm late, I was dolting like three times on the walk in today.

by richerchefcooks March 26, 2011