doofed

Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.

Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!

by Joe Drago February 4, 2003

dooresterol

Fatty deposits of idiots standing in the doorways of buses or subways

"Couldn't get onto the subway today-too much dooresterol."

by ponypuncher January 19, 2010

Doofed 'er

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.

1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.

by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011

Dofredo

An unstoppable force of nature, with a singular purpose. Like Chuck Norris in form, but without the nut-hugging jeans. Generally just a powerhouse of will and strength.

Dofredo doesn't kill. Dofredo simply paves the way for his night job as the grim reaper.

"You see that guy who got hit by the bus?"
"Yeah, he totally got Dofredo'd"

by effortlesslyeffusive January 4, 2014

Doordash Broke

Life Situations that happen simultaneously just before payday...mostly the Munchies and knowledge of incredibly fast delivery you can't have at the moment!

Bitch l'm so Doordash Broke they're not taking my fake calls anymore!

by Anniemonikers💖 January 27, 2022

Doordash

A company that gets your address wrong even when you specify it.

Doordash sent my order to the wrong place yet again

by The termite slayer November 9, 2022

Doordick

Boyfriend not buying you food or bringing you dick? Introducing Doordick! I show up at your door with food and dick!

Girl, if your man ain’t doing it, sounds like you need some Doordick!

by Tuff2please January 19, 2023