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Dick Head Donor

1. a dick head, who is father of your child.

2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.

3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.
When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!
by Autumn Goals April 7, 2010
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Late-Night Organ Donor

A man who will visit women at night only to have sex with them. To my knowledge, originally coined by Kanye West in the song Hold My Liquor from the album Yeezus.
"'Baby girl, he's a loner, baby girl, he's a loner'
Late-night organ donor, after that, he disown ya
After that he's just hopeless, soul mates become soulless"
by Beef burger November 23, 2021
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donor wants organ back

When a person demands back a gift.
Sherry: Can you believe it? First Jack breaks up with me and now he says I have to return the bracelet he gave me.

Alana: He pulled a donor wants organ back on you? What a loser!
by shakerrr January 23, 2011
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black market organ donor

A weird place where dgens can get their organs after a surgery. Usually illegal and brought from other areas of the world.
Man the black market organ donor completely ripped me off I order a gall bladder and got a testicle.
by Hoehoehoe May 20, 2016
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Uter Donor

A person whom carries and births a child but has no parental characteristics.
My Uter Donor is an alcoholic, drug addict, and whore.
by FabtechLodi August 18, 2019
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Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
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