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Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)
Identify (users) attempting to do so. Confirm (SysAdmin) locality and identity. Notify (SysAdmin).
Hym Iam "Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)
Identify (users) attempting to do so. Confirm (SysAdmin) locality and identity. Notify (SysAdmin)."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2026
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Do not remove that

Oh, shit!
Hym "Do not remove that! Do not, under any circumstances remove that. Really guys. I seriously didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to steal it. Do not remove anything in a way that could constitute a violation of the separations clause."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2026
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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.
This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.
by nopseudosavailable May 15, 2019
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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.
Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat
by GrayHollows August 13, 2022
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