weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

weapons of ass destruction

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.

by Ass Destructor July 5, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

The only phrase that you can remember coming out of George W. Bush's mouth.

George W. Bush: Weapons of mass destruction.

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

distreption

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.

I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.

by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

Creative Destruction

A game where you will only find Adults that have taken hard kovaks,Compatible players, or 11 yearolds looking to 1v1 on their level 1 creative map. Its fun until you run into that fuck KingRos.

RUN ITS KINGROS!!!
Fortnite's a gay baby game, play Creative Destruction.

by SpeachlezzUnderTaft March 3, 2020