beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.

Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."

by otm_mas October 12, 2011

Dipster

A person who actually thinks being a hipster is cool. Will never refer to themselves as one, but is obviously trying to be one. Usually can be seen wearing ironic novelty t-shirt, tank top or super v from Urban Outfitters, 80s hi-tops, acid-washed skinny jeans and birth control glasses.

Habitat: The Dipster is extensively distributed in Brooklyn, NY, frequenting music shows in bookstores and bars that serve PBR. They can be abundantly found wandering around Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, record stores and over-priced vintage shops.

Derivation: "Dipshit" + "Hipster" = Dipster

Hey check out the "dipster" with the holga camera, the dirt stache and white dude fade. What a douchebag!

by Big NasD February 10, 2010

sneak disser

Someone who makes insulting comments about someone behind their back.

Also, That shit I don't like.

A sneak disser: that's that shit I don't like.

Person 1: I saw that bitch Adam wearing some fake nikes. That broke chief keef lookin ass.
Person 2: I bet you wont say it to his face though. You're such a sneak disser.

by SameCupDrink3 September 30, 2012

Seconds From Disaster

An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.

The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)

Ex members:
Max - drums

-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"

-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"

-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"

-"For sure."

by ONE LEGIT ASS MUTHA FUCKA. July 25, 2009

diabetic disaster

1. A huge honkin piece of food that is probably about 80% sugar and about 80% likely to kill a diabetic.

See: Chocolate Suicide

2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.

See: Fatty fatty boombalatty

1) "You're going to eat that diabetic disaster?" "Yes"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"

by Dark_Midget June 12, 2006

Dibster

Debating hipster, always tries to prove his/her sentiment and ideas. Word is used in northern New York a lot.

New York Law School has on of the best dibsters in the states

by Taaverino October 28, 2016

Disaster Edging

The combination of fearful uncertainty, existential angst or suffering, and anxiety over impending doom experienced in the early stages of the COVID-19 pandemic. Disaster Edging is often likened to a combination of the feelings a Floridian experiences 36-hours before a Category 4+ hurricane is due to make landfall and the general mood extant in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

I wish we had some concrete news about how bad the Coronavirus is actually going to be, I don’t know how much more disaster edging I can take.

by Beth stucco'd her face March 18, 2020