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Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.
Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"
by LeesusFreak February 7, 2010
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reptile dysfunction

Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011
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Erectile Dysfunction

I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see
by Spook404 January 30, 2020
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connectile dysfunction

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.
You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.
by carmelatrix February 7, 2007
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erectile disfuction

one usually a men who has difficulty obtainng erection who needs to use a medication such as viagra or cialis
DYlkan Field.... has trouble gettin a boner therefore he has an erectile disfuction unlike his friend philson who has no problem getting one!
by pilldyl July 24, 2006
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ereptile dysfunction

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.
That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring
by eleanor eleanor eleanor December 9, 2008
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connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.
"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."
by fodeewater January 25, 2008
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