Dreamer's Disease

First mentioned in the song "You Get What You Give" by the band New Radicals. It is a disease common among young people. Symptoms include: perseverance, optimism, self-belief, staying true to yourself, going for your dreams, enjoying your life, not caring what people think, and believing that if you give you will be rewarded.

Danny: Why is he being so optimistic, he has so much to do and has nothing to be happy about?

Greg: It's because he's got Dreamer's Disease.

by PixieStyxx March 1, 2017

Kenny Disease

This disease is named after South Park character Kenny McCormick. Kenny suffered from this disease during the second episode of the third season of the show. The disease affects men of all ages, but especially those who are in the first stages of a relationship. The disease is caused by holding in flatulence. In a minor case of this disease, the victim may experience mild stomach pain and have powerful flatulence for hours after his girlfriend leaves. In an advanced case, such as Kenny's, it could lead to death by spontaneous combustion.

Guy (having just departed from his bedroom after spending the night with his new girlfriend) to his male friend: "Dude, I've got Kenny disease real bad."
(Followed by serious flatulence.)

by stratman42 September 21, 2009

Kenos Disease

Having already spent at least 8 months on a level, but needing to readjust your muscle memory to fit the needs of another version of the same level.

Ex: Playing Kenos, then struggling on Sakupen Hell

“The wave that is slower than the other wave is too hard because of my muscle memory. Help. Suffering with Kenos Disease guys.” -Npesta

by megr__ April 15, 2021

the ebay disease

A term used to describe when people buy stuff on eBay that they really, really, really don't need.

We had to freeze his account because he suffered from the ebay disease.

Back when I had no job, I spent a lot of time on the internet and soon got the ebay disease. Now my house is full of crap I have no use for, it seemed like a good idea back then.

by MoFo2 January 29, 2006

John Lithgow Disease

noun: the unfortunate condition suffered by persons whose every utterance sounds sarcastic, supercilious, or condescending

It was a compliment to say "I like your dress," it just didn't come out that way because I have John Lithgow Disease.

by Ursula Bent February 3, 2013

Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011