Stern Finger of Disapproval

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

i am disappoint

a 4chan meme. it is a series of badly drawn comics in which the son does an act the father disapproves of, and the father says: son, i am disappoint

fap fap fap- son, i am disappoint

did you see the latest i am disappoint? it was hilarious

by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

Disadulation

You don't want to know.

You'll receive a disadulation if you don't have a full report at the end of the day.

by Hawaiidill September 5, 2018

Look of questionable disapproval

It's a combination of looking unsure and a disapproving look. It's a combination of " what are you talking about" look and the look of disapproval. It's the safety net. It's like letting them know that if you knew what they were saying and that it would offend you, you would disapprove. It only appies if what they were saying would offend you. If they said something that will not offend you if you knew what they were saying, the look of questionable disapproval would not apply. It's used online, although rarely. It's the name of the emoticon below.

ಠ_ಠ?

Just add this definition, or else.

Idiot: Haven't I seen you in www.eatyoursoup.com
Hot Japanese girl with feelings: (has no idea what the idiot meant).
Hot Japanese girl with feelings: F***! I should've used the look of questionable disapproval!

ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ I now know what he means. I disapprove.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 12, 2011

human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.

Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.

by detectivejane January 22, 2014

disarm

1) Remove offensive capability from
2) Great song by the Smashing Pumpkins

Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what i choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

Disarm you with a smile
And leave you like they left me here
To wither in denial
The bitterness of one who's left alone
Ooh, the years burn
Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my voice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you


download this song...its good.

by IRISHrepublicanARMY December 31, 2003