diet/trash

A term used to describe the cosmopolitan homosexual who lives on a diet of cigarettes, Diet Coke and skinny jeans.

Created by a Warrington residing curly haired Malbora Red Smoker.

"Hey Diet/trash! I've seen you on myspace, I love your jeans!"

by Katherinegreenfield May 23, 2007

Hollywood Diet

The act of losing a visible amount of weight due to a hard drug habit, usu. cocaine. Derived from the act of celebrities doing this and becoming unnaturally skinny in a short period of time.

"Lindsey Lohan was so cute until she started on the Hollywood Diet"

by A. Winehouse July 21, 2009

diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020

Newark Diet

/New.irk-Die.it/

Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.

Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(

by bootyclap189 December 31, 2011

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

fame diet

When a celebrity is so hugely famous and seems to suddenly fall off the face of the earth.

Amy: What's Tom Cruise doing these days?
Bob: Katie Holmes.
Amy: Oh. I thought he just went on a fame diet.

by Weiss5000 May 1, 2007

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019