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dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)
'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'
by visxera July 30, 2007
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Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.
Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.
by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016
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dickdonkulous

An extension of ridonkulous; used predominantly in reference to subjects that are amazing, rather than absurd.
Vince Carter dunking over that 7'2" French gump in the olympics was totally dickdonkulous.
by Peter Rothbart May 6, 2006
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Dickonometry

The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.
After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.
by TheBombMama October 7, 2015
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Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick
My best friend has dicksentia
by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019
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Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.
After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”
by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021
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Dickmonke

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it
Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.
by Leb11 May 22, 2021
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