dickpicnic

A great guy you may meet on the internet or a smokey bar.
A get together where there are many penises.
A get together where penises are enjoyed.
A collection of people who would generally be described by people who know them as dicks or assholes.

The girls had a great time at the dickpicnic!

Man I hate those guys over there, it's a real dickpicnic.

by Chris Moss aka dickpicnic September 28, 2006

Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

dickprick

someone who lives in a big city, usually a buisnessman or woman, works in an office in some big building all day, drives some fancy new car. owners possions/obsessions consist of, cell phones, laptops, flatscreen tvs, and has never heard of 4 wheel drive, and has only seen a tree or a wild animal in a book, or on the internet.

'' you aint from around here are ya''. ''im sorry to bother you sir, but my car broke down the street from your residence...HOLY SHIT! are those real animals?'' '' i dont know, what do you think dickprick?''

by linkuie December 20, 2009

dicktickle

when you get a slight itch on your dick :)

excuse me ma'am but I have a dicktickle.
I have to scratch my dick.

by ogertoger420 October 8, 2020

dicklickingsonofagun

a stupid fucking queer that follows people around and kisses ass and licks dicks!!!

Linsey Taylor is a dicklickingsonofagun!

by LiLB March 24, 2005

dickpack

a light-hearted insult; like "dick", but made diminutive and therefore less harsh through a nonsense suffix; needs not refer to a person who is an asshole or a prick and is thus not as specific as "dick".

The imagery involved is that of a six-pack, only with penises instead of long-neck beers.

"Back off, dickpack. I want the last slice of pizza."

"Man, that professor can't teach. What a dickpack."

by j hat May 16, 2006

Dickpocketing

When someone in the middle of sex has to answer the phone or have conversation with someone without letting them realize they are in the middle of fucking.

"Hey, you sounded weird on the phone last night are you O.K.?"
"Oh yeah sorry, I was kinda fucking with Kevin."
"Oh my god where you {Dickpocketing} me? That's gross. You could have just told me you we're fucking i would've hung up."

by ameicanidiot November 7, 2016