ding

a small, limp penis. (may not necessarily be small erect)

"My ding gets huge when it boners!"

by shitcuff August 8, 2007

dinge

dinge: someone who is boring,can't have fun,a dull and mean person

subsidiary of dingy: dull boring, gloomy drab

Taylor: Aling,you're such a dinge.Why Can't you have fun at this party? We have all your favorite drinks and all,I don't know why you're upset.

Me: Maybe I'm just tired and maybe you're right.

by Aling Kjet May 31, 2019

Ding

A large party between a group of friends- something akin to a small rager.

You throwin' a dinga' this weekend?

We Dinging at my place for cinco de mayo!

We havin' a ding?

by NewEnglandhasdrugs June 2, 2018

Ding

Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense

Melissa: "erin thought the eclipse occurred every year"
Amanda: "erin is such a ding"

by Tank228 August 18, 2017

DING

Ding is a word used to describe a solid 10/10. If you see someone who is really attractive, you will inform your friend by saying either "ding" or "ding ding". This is a very successful way of talking to you friend without anyone be suspicious of what you're talking about.

Friend: "ding"
You: "woooow that is a soild 10/10"

by Babashrek69 October 10, 2017

va ding ding

it is a womens vagina. Made up at lunch to hide the real word

Hallie,Kaley and Jenny all have fishy va ding dings.

by Victoria February 5, 2005

Ding

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

by doubleshiny June 24, 2005