Dexter

Dexter is the single most important human being on planet Earth. Dexter's are Gods of music and dance who prefer to prance around the house in the nude to their favorite song, preferably with a Jameson Irish whiskey drink in hand. They are often known to speak the phrases "Whoooo, child!" and "Donna!" on a regular basis.

Praise the almighty Dexter.

by s.wagger December 27, 2013

dexter

The act of lying or bullshitting someone with a serious face.

Oh yeah, I'ver herd that band .... dexter...
or
It's not true I was just dextering you.

by thypants December 1, 2011

Dexter School for Boys

Dexter School is an all boys school in Brookline MA, running from pre-kindergarten through high school. This superb institution prepares students for a variety of prestigious new england preperatory schools and Ivy league universities. The school implements a coat and tie dress code for all students fifth grade and above, and a collared shirt for those in the lower grades, allowing for students to achieve a sense of style and class. Graduates of Dexter leave the institution with a superior education and the distinct knowledge that they, in fact, are better than you. The Dexter School has rivals such as Fen, Fessenden, and Fay, and Park, but these inferior schools do not hold a candle to the radiant brilliance that is The Dexter School for Boys. Dexter has produced many famous leaders such as John F. Kennedy. A sister school by the name of Southfield resides on the same campus.

Dexter School for Boys in Brookline, MA

by Hunter Treacy October 3, 2006

Dexter

An incredibly suave and handsome man; a man that makes you go, "Ooh la, la".

Of course I fell in love with him; without a doubt, he is a dexter. What would you do in that situation?

by Lollybird February 3, 2010

Dexter

A male child with large appendages including large hands, large feet, and an unusually strong interest in female breasts.

That damn Dexter is groping the womenfolk and they don't even know it.

by Arthur Picones September 7, 2011

Dexter Highschool

a cool school full of shitty people and even shittier architecture

"Damn, did you see the Dexter Highschool over there? That's a dumpster fire for sure."

by pepperscorn November 20, 2018

Dexter Morgan

The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.

Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off

by burn in my light January 17, 2022