podular device

The piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy.

Could you please hand me my podular device

by pascaa November 29, 2007

self-deficacy

The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.

Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?

No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.

by UUUUUU December 18, 2010

nic device

A device that has nicotine in it.

A vape.

Jose: “Yo can I hit that nic device?”
John: “Yea bro.”

by fratbrojose November 28, 2021

Fine Adjustment Device

A comedic pseudonym used within engineering circles for a hammer. It is normally used in the context of taking a brute force approach once other avenues have been exhausted.

It is often used with the term "percussive tuning"

I was working at this problem for days and then I decided to use the fine adjustment device.

by hashaday February 6, 2009

Standard Gossard Deviation

The point in time when although things are working fine a complete system restart has occured

Them: How'd things go last night during registration?

Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.

Them: What an idiot!

by justsomeahole February 28, 2012

Gersch Device

An extremely powerful weapon in Call of Duty: Black Ops, that when thrown, unleashes Samantha Maxis' blue waffle (Samantha Maxis is the daughter of the man who created the Ray Gun, and who is the little girl you hear). As zombies step into the Gersch Device, you can hear their screams of horror, even they are scared. When you step into the Gersch Device, it teleports you to somewhere random in the map, just like Samantha Maxis' blue waffle: very unpredictable.

Player 1: QUICK! STEP IN THE GERSCH DEVICE! Player 2: No, gross!

by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011

deviantard

A young man or woman (usually with emotional issues) whom seeks attention from like-minded deranged Deviantards by posting 'art' on Deviantart. The Deviantard truly believe that their art will one day make them a famous artist and Deviantards usually delude each other further with this myth by posting comments like... nice crop ... I cried when I looked at this... although the picture is black, I too I see colour. The deviantards best freind is Photoshop. Although over use of photoshop gives the impression of not being a purist photographer (Deviantards avoid this in order to remian a serious artist). The deviantards profile must be creative cliche, for example, in favorite movies they must list films like Donnie Darko, Amelie, Fight Club, American Beuty, Fargo. The movie list has to be artistic otherwise it would destroy the seriousness of the Deviantards work. The more obscure the references of music, artist, the more creative they believe they will look. Devaintards are usualy bi-polar. Bi-polar=creativity. The deviantard sometimes has a thought-provoking tag for when they post comments (tag example: to dream is to live, in my reality I live, I am a dreamer, I am... dreaming). The true Deviantards exist in a world which is removed from the ordinary pressures of real life. Deviantards are now first generation, so when their artistic ideas crumble and they are left as empty tards, we await to see what will become of the Deviantard.

Just posted a black and white photo of a rainbow, entitled 'untitled'. I'm such a Deviantard

by godfreythethird January 23, 2010