Deemer

When something awful happens, which keeps you from having a sexual encounter for your first time, repeatedly. Can also be used to desribe sexual encounters not involved with your first time, but in which you still get so close then something happens preventing it.

"She asked me if I wanted to get head or smoke the bowl first. I said the bowl, so we stepped outside, and the door accidently locked behind us. We spent the rest of the night trying to get in. I never got head...looks like I pulled a Deemer"

by Shaunmark February 13, 2005

Dumervonned

What happens to any Quarterback who plays the Denver Broncos defense

Von Miller and Elvis Dumervil have the ability to sack any NFL QB.

Mark Sanchez: "Oh shit im about to get Dumervonned!!! This is gonna hurt like a bitch!"

by Broncosfan58 December 5, 2011

Dermer

Latin term meaning "Skin" and some interpert it as meaning people that have large masculin organs

Hey! your dermer is freakin huge!

by Josiah Barlett August 18, 2006

Grade six Deuteronomy and Leviticus

retards, immature pricks, over reacting in small things, and people who has a mind of a fucking 2 year old retarded baby excluding me of fucking course.

Oh! Who are those immature, retarded pricks playing under the tree playing hide n seek?
Oh! Its the Grade 6 Deteronomy and Leviticus excluding me cuz im mature and im not retarded.

Grade Six Deuteronomy and Leviticus people are retarded especially us girls.

by mrdickmcgee March 19, 2017

Daumer

Derived from the late serial killer and canibal Jeffery Daumer.
One who lurks. One who dresses unfashionably gothic. One who thinks it cool to tell women what he thinks of them, no matter how sick it is. One whos grill is so tore up, it makes Billy Bob teeth look like a colgate ad.

"Look at that dudes gear, what a f@*kin Daumer."

by Lowlife713 February 7, 2007

Deuter

Shit. Originated from it sounding like "dropping a deuce" but instead you drop a deuter. It is the brand of a backpack.

Sam: I really have to drop a deuter

John: I have a chest

Sam: What?

John: heard of a cleveland steamer?

Sam: No

John: *explains what a cleveland steamer is*

Sam: Fuck!! you don't think i would do that, do you?

by th3 one which defines deuter November 8, 2010

dermer

noun: a lazy, unreliable person.
adjective: being generally lazy, unreliable, and flaky.

Josh is a complete dermer.

That guy is a dermer.

by bobby_peel March 15, 2011