Daumer 

Derived from the late serial killer and canibal Jeffery Daumer.
One who lurks. One who dresses unfashionably gothic. One who thinks it cool to tell women what he thinks of them, no matter how sick it is. One whos grill is so tore up, it makes Billy Bob teeth look like a colgate ad.

"Look at that dudes gear, what a f@*kin Daumer."

Daumer by Lowlife713 February 7, 2007

mud dauber 

The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.

Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”

mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018

Poe Dameron 

The most babygirl out of all Star Wars characters.

Friend: Yo I heard you liked Poe Dameron.
Me: He's my wife

Poe Dameron by cemeritus May 13, 2023

dobler dahmer theory 

A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the dobler dahmer theory.

dobler dahmer theory by Yangarang June 19, 2016

doing a dahmer 

Pulling a practical joke. Before Jeffrey Dahmer was a psycho serial killer, he was an alcholic class clown at his high school. Classmates reffered to any practical joke or crazy antic as "doing a Dahmer". Later, it would come to mean "killing, having sex with, and dismembering a man".

see the A&E Biography of Jeffrey Dahmer for the actual mentioning of this phrase

Joe: Kevin was just doing a Dahmer right in the middle of class
John: Oh my God! The teacher didn't stop him?!
Joe: Dude, calm down. It means played a joke.

doing a dahmer by Amata May 23, 2008

Jeffrey Dahmer 

Jeffre Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer who killed 17 teenagers and young adults, his MO (Latin: Modus Operandi, English: Mode of Operation) was to aproach a male that he liked, offer them money to pose naked for photos, take them back to his flat, drug them, have sex with them, kill them befor they regained conciouse, had sex with their bodies again, dismember their bodies in his bathtub, disolve some body parts in acid and throw the rest in the trash.

Dahmer would keep trophies of his victims, he would cut of their heads, boil off the flesh polish and paint them and keep them in his house. He would also take polaroids of his victims as he dismemberd them and he would keep parts of their anatomy and freeze, preserve or eat them (i.e. heart, liver, flesh, penis and testicles, et cetera . . . )

Dahmer was caught and imprisoned in 1991 and was found guilty of 15 murders, he was sentenced to something like 940 years.

In 1994 he was beaten to death in prison.

For more info on the famouse Jeffrey Dahmer, go to www.crimelibrary.com and type Jeffrey Dahmer into the "Search" on the website.

Jeffrey Dahmer by Stephen Foy July 14, 2004

Mecca dauber

In the context of the Arctic Monkey's song, Mecca Dauber refers to a large male organ - the Betting Pencil to a small one.

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

Mecca dauber by Booshete' November 21, 2010