dentures

Modern day dentures for the young folk. After getting braces removed, they are often given removable retainers to wear either on the roof of their mouth, the bottom of their mouth, or both. These retainers must be washed in denture cleaner. And they must be removed prior to eating. Plus, they are shaped to match the roof and teeth of the wearer, giving the look of dentures.

"Oh my god! Jenny you look like an old lady when you pull those dentures out. It's even shaped like your mouth!"
"Shut up! It's just my retainer."

by Abby Vert May 15, 2006

Destuffatizing

The act a dog makes when taking the stuffing out of a toy you recently bought them.

Diesel is already destuffatizing his new toy!

by cowgirlup424 September 20, 2010

desqualorfy

The act of feverishly tidying up the squalor you normally live in, in preparation for a 'person of interest' visiting you, in an effort to avoid being disqualified from potential romance on the grounds you are a slob.

It took me four hours to desqualorfy my place before that hot chick showed up.

by marmotte May 9, 2007

Destarris

World of Warcraft
Server: Lightnings Blade
Race/Class : Tauren Druid
Description: A fucking scrub player. He doesnt even do homework, he just sits and plays WoW all fucking day. Anyone else like this deserves to be punched in the face.

"Oh wow, you played WoW all night? again? no homework done? *Punch* Fucking Destarris..."

by Gandersonnn April 14, 2009

desgustify

(v.) To clean oneself or ones surroundings. Often used when the job is particularly dirty.

Hey man, I gotta go desgustify my place before Allison comes over or she'll realize what a pathetic waste of life I really am.

I mean yeah, I'd go out with her again if she'd only desgustify that mouth of hers...her breath smells like tuna noodle casserole.

by dig this word March 24, 2011

Destebin

destebin is a bin which fake teeth can be desposed of.

Lucy : Hey lauryn, you kept throwing my retainer with in the destebin.

Lauryn: Sorry lucy, I thought it belonged in the destebin..

Lucy: No, grandads teeth belong in the destebin lauryn , you silly goose!?

by i am orpah biatch. August 24, 2011

desausagefestification

the act of balancing the girl/guy ratio of a location or situation by adding more women to the equation

"I see the boss is desausagefestifying the office, those new employees are mostly female"

"Rugby is such a boys' club, it needs a good dose of desausagefestification"

by schottegon October 21, 2011