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Destache

To remove mustache or facial hair

Crummy mixer streamer
James doesn't want to destache his sweet stache for his girlfriend Becky.
by Phsycoteddy January 15, 2019
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DeSantis

The alarming mixture of blood and fecal matter that are the after-effects of anal rape. Can also be the blood and sloughed uterine lining of a woman's period combined with fecal matter that occurs after being raped in both orifices with no pause in between.

A euphemism for a nasty, messy rape, typically anal, but also vaginal if the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

May also be used as a slur to describe a person who shoves their head so far up another's ass that when removed, is covered in copious amounts of blood and fecal matter.
"Damn, that poor bitch not only lost her job, they pulled a full DeSantis on her!"

"Donny better watch out, the moment he turns his back his closest supporters might bend him over and pull a DeSantis on him."

Ron's aspirations to become top dog were shattered after he pulled a full DeSantis on the Chairman. No one wanted to see that shit. It's a good thing his head was freakishly small, or he could've killed that guy!
by Pewpewpew-Peppy January 7, 2022
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desta

Ethiopian word for joy. Also an uncommon name for UMBC students.
Oh Desta, the abortion was a success!
by ryan eshelman December 4, 2005
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DeSantis

A gaping anal hole that occurs as a result of anal sex with an oversized dildo.
He had a massive DeSantis at the end of that hardcore anal scene.
by RonDeSantissucks April 5, 2022
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Desneige

French for snow, is usually a girl that has a very out-going personality and is easy to talk to. She tends to piss people off at times with the things she does, and most of the time over-does it, but mostly she is really nice to be around. She is very pretty with a shit load of freckles.
Mac: I talked to desneige the other day. She's awsome!
Mill: Oh really? Whats her number!
by Map1 October 21, 2011
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A desantiago

When you take a dump on a girls chest (perferably one with smaller breasts) and smear it around with your foot
Dude I just gave a this chick a desantiago. She had the best tits for it!
by Frstydasnwman August 31, 2017
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DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.
Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!
by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023
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