Desk Mullet

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!
I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.
by Crazycox August 13, 2016
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Desk Spillage

When items from the desk next to you overlap onto yours, creating mild inconvenience for you...

Can consist of pencils, jotters, textbooks or any common desk objects.
person 1: (takes out jotters, they slide onto the next desk)
person 2: dude, clear up your desk spillage!
by JordanDevenny June 08, 2011
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desk raving

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head
"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."
by Bexina Beana November 13, 2007
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upper-desk

the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)

the office version of "upper-decking"
Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office
by Parallax2025 January 17, 2011
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Desk gremlin

A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting

Basically a blowjob by the books
by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023
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desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
by Cucurigu75 March 02, 2023
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depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.
by toble December 22, 2021
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