desk ass 

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well

after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake

desk ass by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008

Desk Napping 

happens during school when a student is napping in class but can still hear the teacher talking. Hence dreaming what the teacher is lecturing about

When Mr. Smith was talking about WWII, I was desk napping about the exact same thing!

Desk Napping by 54763875639464 November 15, 2010

desk jerk 

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.

Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.

desk jerk by heavyburtation April 27, 2011

Desk Douche 

any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)

see also: side-kick douche

"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."

"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."

"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."

Desk Douche by sandycan January 7, 2012

desk toys 

Funny or unusual toys and/ or objects that teachers keep on their desks to amuse themselves or their students.

My second grade teacher had some really cool desk toys.

teacher cool teacher toys school

desk toys by akaaem October 5, 2013

Desk Daddy 

he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it

Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.

Desk Daddy by Dat Mane Shebes January 9, 2015

Desk bone 

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.

I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.

Desk bone by RekanizeBlacKat December 30, 2017