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Derk

A dank meme term used to describe something or someone in a negative or foolish manner. Often said when someone does something stupid, awkward, or just plain embarrassing. Think of it as calling someone a goof, but with more internet flavour.
"You are a derk"
"Derk moment"
by Sigmaboi enigma May 12, 2025
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Derk

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat
person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021
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Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.
“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”
by Derk maxer February 29, 2024
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Derks

A way of denying something or saying no to a question.
“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “
by G.lookzz December 27, 2023
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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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