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deflecting douche

The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023
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synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"
by JChar!es March 5, 2022
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Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".
Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!
by Manhattantom April 8, 2013
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Clinton Deflection

Scapegoating Bill Clinton for every failure of Republican politicians.
Bush did not lie. His was misinformed as a result of faulty "intelligence". A team which was set up by Bill Clinton, yet another of Lucifer's drones.
by DKIA May 9, 2005
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Porn defection squad

A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.
Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.
by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010
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Defaction

Defaction; Not fitting into society standards.
She was a victim by defaction!
by Visceria November 10, 2018
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