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one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection
shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan
by Ricey December 17, 2002
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defatfuckification

1. Plastic surgery for men done to reduce their size and thus make them more likely to get laid.

2. Any procedure to make one less of a fat fuck.
Steve had a set of bitch tits until he underwent defatfuckification and got a breast reduction.
by MarisaP May 30, 2006
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coronado police department

a police department in sandiego california.on a small island called coronado.the police are known to have a bad reputation mainly because they have nothing better to do but bust young kids and teenagers for riding a bicycle with out a helmet.there are way too many cops. and they are all pussys.
coronado kid:dood when i was bringing u this herb i saw 8 cops.
other kid:really?! how far did u go?
coronado kid:2 blocks!
other kid:I HATE THE CORONADO POLICE DEPARTMENT!
by xxbeep-boppxx June 13, 2009
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Defarture

The conscious act of leaving a room full of people while farting. A specific type of crop dusting where the guilty party leaves the room and doesn't look back.
It's always unpleasant to arrive while someone else is defarting.

His defarture from our presence left a bad taste in my mouth.
by ChemiSPE February 4, 2014
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defatify

1. To desparately try to get rid of the "spring sixty" after binging on margaritas, homemade cookies, and whatever else you came across while in paradise/your cupboards at home for the past seven days.
2. To excessively eat grass and seeds while working out four times per day.
Although the two gorgeous college students had a fabulous spring break, the unfortunate consequence was having to DEFATIFY for the next six weeks in order to be able to wear shorts in the summer.
by GROC!! March 22, 2003
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Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift
by naitsirhc August 23, 2009
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departmentcest

An academic department practices departmentcest when they disproportionately accepting graduate students from the pool of their own recent undergraduates, rather than selecting from undergraduates of other schools.

Rigorous and prestigious departments avoid departmentcest, as they prefer to encourage students to explore different arenas in academia by choosing different schools for undergraduate and graduate work.
The undergraduate seniors of our department know they can come back right away as grad students after they graduate, our professors don't care about departmentcest.
by Carlton1997 September 9, 2011
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