"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
Get the Decorate my Christmas treemug. by leon von oren February 26, 2019
Get the Decorate the baby's roommug. When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !
by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019
Get the Functional decoratingmug. by Jenasis September 22, 2017
Get the Decorated my situationmug. .1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023
Get the Decorative gourdmug. When someone starts decorating the house for a holiday (mainly Christmas) and do it in a fast, angry way. Foregoing the health and well being off others if they dare get in the way and impede the decorating process.
by Ross52066 November 23, 2018
Get the Rage decoratingmug. Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
Get the poop decorationmug.