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poop decoration

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
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Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
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Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.
Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.
by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019
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decorated necklace

decorated necklace refers to a tattooed hand that is can be used to choke a girl for pleasure of both parties.
"i wish i had a decorated necklace like that"
by girlypopsss December 29, 2023
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Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.
My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.
by leon von oren February 26, 2019
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Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010
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De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.
"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"
by Zethrael January 10, 2012
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