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De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.
"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"
by Zethrael January 10, 2012
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Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010
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A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013
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Decorating

When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.
I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.
by Alopecia February 17, 2023
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Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
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Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.
“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray
by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022
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Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !
I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !
by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019
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