Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.
After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.
by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010
Get the Status Delaymug. the delay in reaction or comprehension of circumstances/events that occurs when one is under the influence of marijuana.
calculated to be on average 15 minutes, with pot delay.
calculated to be on average 15 minutes, with pot delay.
by no6tutor July 12, 2006
Get the pot-delaymug. "The delay spray crap that some sites sell will just numb out your dick (and your lover's pussy or ass), and it won't make you last any longer." (tinynibbles.com, 'I Can't Feel My Ass')
by Wrench January 20, 2006
Get the delay spraymug. your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.
Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.
by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 5, 2010
Get the the delayed comebackmug. by A.D.218 October 10, 2008
Get the Gaper Delaymug. A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.
See also: Tom DeLay
See also: Tom DeLay
In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
Get the Man DeLaymug. People with this name rule sass and are amazing they tend to be gay and born on the 6th of July if you have a friend called Rehaan cherish him
by Random person 10110 May 8, 2020
Get the Rehaan Delaimug.