dangle breath

any person who's mere presence makes you cringe due to past experiences either involving oneself or a friend; most accurately describes any university student who is spiteful towards those who like to make-out with her ex (even though she has a new boyfriend), who doesn't like how her bangs just got cut, who loves wearing sparkly headbands and dangle earrings to the gym, and who's eyes and mouth are rather large for her face and appear larger in pictures than they ever should be; her appearance is as repulsive as a passer-byer's pungent breath

"Ew I hate seeing ____ at the gym!"
"OMG me too! Dangle breath is so annoying to even look at!"
"That's the perfect name for her! Now she won't even know we're talking about her and how annoying she is!"

by agoodfriendandroomie March 24, 2012

Dangle Wank

When a lady dangles her breasts over her partners mouth in order to be sucked whilst the partner pleasures themself.

He lay on his back and sucked her dangling titties whilst having a Dangle Wank

by LadyBairdy July 30, 2015

dangletip

When your finger breaks or dislocates at the northern most knuckle leaving the outter most tip dangling

I was fingerblasting Claire when the cops showed up. Her snatch puckered so hard that I got a dangletip!”

by OGLOD October 7, 2021

karat dangler

(noun)

A woman who finds it of utmost importance to flaunt her engagement/wedding ring at all times.

"Who does that karat dangler think she's impressing? Like I've never seen a rock before."

by Lush February 25, 2004

mind dangled

when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong

guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"

guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"

guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

Diaper Dangler

A girl that is such a strumpet that her kids diaper is dangling with shit but she wont change it because she is too busy getting fucked by the whole world....

There's always that one girl at work who is such a diaper dangler.. hmmmm

The girl you will deny and deny ever doing anything with....

A dirty strumpet...

by lovebug23 November 4, 2010

Delhi Dangleblaster

The Delhi dangleblaster is a party game where a female inserts a live wire (minimum 900 volts) inside her rectum and then proceeds to attach a car battery to her nipples and tongue. A male then commences to insert his flaccid phallus inside her bonus hole with the goal being to dislodge the wire from her butt.

Sorry, Garry, the car's down. Me and the kids were bonding over a fun session of the Delhi dangleblaster last night and blew out the battery.

by Ichis crowtum October 30, 2023