Drump

Terrible; the absolute worst; horrible

"They said the movie was going to be good, it was drump!"

by C.B.B.B.J February 12, 2017

Drumple

The act of violently sniffing/inhaling another's hair

1: Ugh! What did you just do to my hair?
2: I just drumpled you, nothing to worry about.

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

drumpf

A term used to define someone who is incredibly unconscious; a senseless numb brain, or an obnoxious shit spewer.

Did you see that person unpants them self to spray diarrhea at the traffic cone in the middle of Times Square? What a drumpf.

Maddy had a drumpf moment when she microwaved the cup noodles without adding water.

by Aestheticious August 6, 2016

drumpf

1. (n) Ancestral name of Donald J. Trump as revealed by John Oliver

2. A foamier Santorum with wisps of golden hair mixed in

That Drumpf you gave me last night is really hard to wash out of my soul.

by Drumpf August 21, 2016

Drumpf

The sound made just before water splashes up into your arseholes after a turd of sufficient mass and velocity breaches the toilet water surface.

Ted knew that has was in for a cold shock when he heard the Drumpf from down below in that public toilet.

by Rubester August 14, 2016

drumpf

Donald Trump's real last name and defined by comedy host John Oliver as "the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy."

Steve: "Donald J Drumpf is likely the second coming of Hitler."
Marti: "Couldn't have said it better myself."

by an expert on nothing August 21, 2016

drumpf card

Something that appears to be the most valuable resource you have at your disposal
but turns out to be the worst possible decision one could make.

many American voters were so upset by Bernie's loss of the nomination that they used their drumpf card, resulting in the total destruction of life on earth

by anything_else July 18, 2016