douchecentral

a place where large numbers of douchebags gather to do douchebag activities

aussie joe: hey man wana go to india for a holiday
aussie bob: nah man thats douchecentral
aussie joe: fukn aye

by aussie bob89 February 2, 2010

douchenelle

A category of jerk boys, specifically those with red hair, acid tongues and quick tempers.

A Douchenelle is a poison apple that doesn't fall far from its rotten tree

by aosm March 7, 2010

douchemegly

Literal: Enlargement of a douche.

Noun: One who is a giant douchebag.

When J. took his patient outside so he could smoke while his non-smoking patient watched, he was labeled as a douchemegly.

by Word maker-upper April 11, 2010

Douchewench

a person.

What a douchewench.

by cheesygorditacrunch1 April 25, 2010

Doucheweed

An obnoxious, self-absorbed assfuck with a low intelligence quotient, the reputation of a two-faced backstabbing curmudgeon, and a pretentious, often God-delusional, sense of self-worth. A doucheweed almost always has an exceptionally small penis, demonstrates terrible character, expresses polarizing political views, and tells everyone the worst secrets told by "friends" in good faith. More often than not, a spoiled, pretentious rich white teenager.

Wesley: Yes, absolutely, I completely believe that the recent attempted assassinations in Arizona were an acceptable expression of political dissent.
People: God, what a doucheweed!

Wesley: (Car stopped by a police officer) Sir, what is your probable cause?
Officer: Get out of the car and get naked you little doucheweed, I am calling in the drug dogs.
Wesley: If there is weed in my car, it's Catherine's fault.
Catherine: You doucheweed, I don't do drugs! YOU DO! Don't blame YOUR drug problems on your GIRLFRIEND.
Wesley: Shut up and take the blame bitch, I am going to succeed in life at the cost of your FREEDOM.
Narcotics Officer: Weed found, both of you are going to jail.
Police Officer: That's what you get you little doucheweed! Sorry that you're dating such an ASSFUCK Catherine!
Catherine: (Sobbing) ME TOO!!!

by Kidpuncher666 January 25, 2011

Douchebeep

When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.

"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."

by JGper cussion October 21, 2011

Douchele

Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.

Carl, quit being such a douchele.

My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.

by douchele January 21, 2013