Spike Dike

1. ) Female track athlete that is extremely attractive / promiscuous / hot etc,. and fills out their uniform perfectly.

2. ) Girls that cannot get enough of track running guys and will do anything to get with them.

3. ) Tracks version of "puck sluts"

The term "spike dike" was coined on Facebook by the MDXC team.

Track Guy 1: Dude you see those girls over there?
Track Guy 2: The ones hittin on those guys?
Track Guy 1: yeah man, they are freakin hot
Track Guy 2: total spike dikes

by MDSD February 5, 2010

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.

The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.

by benth April 19, 2008

protective dike

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Alpha Dike

1. A homosexual woman who has an aggressive proclivity toward straight women.

2. An militant lesbian who steals straight women from their boyfriends.

Cole: That lesbian stole my girlfriend from me at the party last night.

Christopher: What an Alpha Dike!

by Rocco Anzicek July 19, 2011

corn bread bull-dike

an ugly lesbian conceived anally

she is one ugly corn bread bull-dike

by cheapshotjake October 23, 2008

poser goth dike

Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.

What happened to Jenna?

She couldn't make any friends, so she went poser goth dike.

by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

depot dike

A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.

"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."

by KWB March 14, 2005