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used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005
Get the Defecting The Children mug.PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.
by the_aenima July 19, 2010
Get the porn deletion syndrome mug.Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.
- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
by hhumpo May 17, 2011
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Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"
Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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