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denial smile

an akward smile that makes it obvious that you are denying the truth
if someone asked you if you are gay and you say no, but you were smiling , and blushing, then you have a "denial smile"

(P.S. In not gay)
by aisha faulkner January 6, 2008
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Denting the Turd

"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
by Stormy151 September 10, 2011
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Flatulence Denial

When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.
Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"

Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."

Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."
by abscorpio2 October 16, 2010
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Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.
"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."
by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011
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urbandictional denial

The feeling you have when you're denied from posting a word to urban dictionary multiple times in a row.
"I hate this feeling of urbandictional denial, I feel like I'll never get a word published."
by LifeKitten May 12, 2016
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Rizz Denial

when you rizz someone up and they deny that they have been rizz, saying that they haven’t been “rizzed up
me: haha i rizzed you the fuck up
vince: no you didn’t
me: you are in Rizz Denial
by jeesusbooger September 2, 2022
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taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.
Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."
by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011
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