Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.

I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina

by bennybuckets November 5, 2019

deaf wongbat

some one who is dumb, idiotic, or doesn't understand something. this can also be used if someone doesn't understand that something was a joke.

person 1: i eat children
person 2: dude that's illegal
person 1: it was a joke, you deaf wongbat

by idontactuallyeatchildren December 21, 2019

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020

Deaf Karen

A painfully frustrating person who demands to buy items that don't exist while also refusing to listen to reason.

Joe: Deaf Karen was in again today demanding to buy that chopping board she ordered.
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh

by TerribleDrip996 September 9, 2021