daft poo

The act of defecating while listening to Daft Punk
I took a great Daft Poo earlier, I was dancing like crazy.
by Snorglorf February 24, 2008
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Daft get

Brummy slang for somebody who isn't only daft but is a stupid person. Thus them being a daft get. (like git)
Rich was being such a daft get earlier.
by helenabi August 14, 2019
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Daft Slag

A promiscuous woman who partakes in somewhat ridiculous activities.
"Don't say ote you daft slag"
by AmyTheDisrespectDeemer January 22, 2020
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Feeder Daft

'Feeders' refers to a decent pair of female breasts. Profound lovers of such may be referred to as feeder daft.

'Feeder daft' individuals may include those who are the other half of someone with HUGE feeders, or just simply folk who will do anything to get their head, or penis between a pair.
"Oooft he's feeder daft that boy"
"I'm feeder daft!"
by alh91 November 12, 2009
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Daft bastard

A middle-aged british gambler
That's blackjack. I cant believe i just lost 700 to you, you daft bastard!
by HGHGHGHGHGHg June 25, 2015
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Daft cow

Large fat woman who is dumb
Don’t be a daft cow Diane exercise
by Lil vegan January 16, 2018
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daft fuck

why are you such an daft fuck dylan
by skeet skeet 1234205666789 November 04, 2019
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