Mom: Do a dab for the photo!
Me: I'D RATHER DIE.
Mom: Fine, then do a photo of me dabbing!
Me: *YEET THE PHONE*
Me: I'D RATHER DIE.
Mom: Fine, then do a photo of me dabbing!
Me: *YEET THE PHONE*
by BigPokemon November 05, 2020
by allnaturalle_ February 24, 2019
Those toothpaste shits where you whipe your ass 10 000 times but it never shows any signs of slowing down so you just kind of dab at it. Sometimes followed by a feeling of accomplishment or, ironically, cleansliness or releif. Can be caused by bad diet, but otherwise occurs sooner or later after a month or so.
I just had the dabs. Sometimes you just need to clean out the pipes.
I just had a bag of doritos with my brother, and we had italian for dinner. We're going to have mad dabs tommorow.
I just had a bag of doritos with my brother, and we had italian for dinner. We're going to have mad dabs tommorow.
by Malcolm X-Terminator January 13, 2008
by the_v_sides August 06, 2018
The act of lowering one's head into a bent elbow with the other arm extended outward in effort to wipe perspiration off one's forehead when performing anal sex.
After sticking it in the cornhole for 2 straight plays through Stairway to Heaven, Ashley began dabbing her brow like they do in rap songs a la Lil Wayne.
by Spike tam tam August 22, 2016
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