Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

Cyber Graffiti

Posts on message boards.

Posts on message boards are just cyber graffiti, which eventually just slide off the bottom of the page.

by Doghouse Riley December 20, 2009

cyber diet

When you must go without your phone (including social medias) for an extended period of time.

dude, my phone broke and i cant get a new one until next week, looks like im on a cyber diet.

by SuperDuperWordGirl December 20, 2013

cyberbash

Have a virtual battle using webcams and mics. You may use this for people in other countries.

Forever sexing tay

"boom ka zoom u american, one more step and i will cyberbash you"

by terminator69 December 27, 2006

Cyber Bullying

A bullshit tool to bypass the first amendment. Harassment on the internet is bullshit, Mostly used by Counselors who want to make people have no freedom on the internet.

Counselor: We need to stop Cyber bullying! MAKE A NEW LAW.

Other person: NO! Lets make a movie and make MONEY.

Me: Just delete the fucking comments, you knuckle-draggers.

by PermissibleSoren May 11, 2012

cyber rape

The act of raping one via the internet. Analogous to cyber sex, except one of the two people does not want the sexually oriented messages. The recieving party feels harassed and scared as the cyber raper makes vulgar post like: "Show me your jumblies bitch, im gonna cock you so hard."

Chuck cyber raped me last night. He kept telling to call him stumpy while he munged a corpse.

by A-train April 17, 2005

Cyber Creep

A weird nieve person who creeps on predominantly the female population hoping they can find love on the internet via Facebook, Eharmony, Match.com etc.

Hey John guess what? What? I have a hot date tonight! Oh really? Yeah, I added her on facebook because I thought she looked really hot and we just started talking. Aww man come on! Someone's going to think your a cyber creep or something if you dont stop that stuff.

by Red Scrotum's October 27, 2012