call for the curve
To have a B.M. Like a catcher signaling a pitcher for the curve ball, you crouch and drop a number two.
call for the curve by Kerblotto July 27, 2009
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Breast-Volarity Curve
The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
Breast-Volarity Curve by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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beer curve
n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.
I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.
I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
beer curve by Acquire Team May 27, 2006
Engineering Curve
Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.
The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.
Engineering Curve by etbitmydog February 5, 2010
Blind Curve
The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.
Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".
PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".
DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".
DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
Blind Curve by Tikitrain May 15, 2009
learning curve like a spirit level
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!
learning curve like a spirit level by Iain1977 February 21, 2008
Heavens Curve
An erect penis that naturally curves slightly upward. Angled to reach the female "G spot," this penis produces a more pleasurable sexual experience for the female, and leads to easily attainable orgasms.
"Daaaamn I love having sex with Big Papa. He has with heavens curve."
or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
Heavens Curve by willis_ May 24, 2009