Chronium

A local term for a blowjob, originating in the Lebanon, Pennsylvania region

Person 1: Did you hear about Dave and Julie last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, Dave received mad chronium. I'm honestly kinda jealous.

by PresidentFunk March 28, 2022

the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane

Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying

by swampthing69 May 3, 2009

chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.

A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”

by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021

Chrone

The space where the base of the shaft meets the top of the ballsack

My chrone is so itchy!

by Opethereitis January 22, 2017

chronchitis

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.

God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.

by ffhk1 May 29, 2004

Undead Chronic XIV

Undead Chronic XIV, leader of the Warband. A green-skinned gentleman that espouses physical fitness, inner-strength, and generates a very based energy. As one of the many YouTube channels to be taken down - now on his 14th channel - he continues to inspire young men and women to better themselves, although his philosophy is more attractive to men. The nightmare of feminists and soyboys. The kush-smoking, anti-feminist roaster. "No Hymen, No diamond". His Warband comprises of ten of thousands of people all over the world, although his public members include: Sir Yeetus, Reishi, Manic the Manic Mechanic, Ribby the Party Frog, and Riker the Biker. The wise gentleman, Hammerhand, is also a known friend of the group, although he is a MGTOW Monk.

GUY A: My girlfirend dumped me for Chad.
GUY B: Bro, don't worry about it. Check out "Undead Chronic XIV".
GUY A: My friends said he hated women.
GUY A: HAHAHAHA. Dude, the guy saved my life.

by afrosaxonixv February 18, 2022

chronic bitch dependency

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.

A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.

by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007