Cheese curd

The most stupidest thing alive.

BRUH THAT GUY IS A CHEESE CURD.

by SirrUVonYoutubeSubscribe October 2, 2020

Bean Curd

Is used as a comedic insult or when someone/something is being a idiot or as something you call people for no and it can also mean the food Tofu.

Sorry guys my internet is being a Bean Curd
(Or) Hello bean curds

by RoccoTaco0 October 31, 2021

Error Curd

To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.

Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.

by Blancblanquisimo February 7, 2022

Cheese Curd

Someone who is a fan of the artist known as CrissCrossCannibal or The Cross System.

"Hello my little cheese curds!

by CrissCrossCannibal October 13, 2022

Gurd curd

the residue under the foreskin after playing minecraft for 72 hours straight

i went to have sex with my girlfriend but she seen my gurd curd

by hillier9999 November 10, 2025

sucking the curd

to suck a cheese curd

"Woah, Mark! You're really sucking the curd here!"
"I know- can't get enough of this curd, bro! Dairy queen has the best!"

by overcoat July 7, 2020

dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023