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Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.
Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022
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nubbly curd

1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.
I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.
by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011
mugGet the nubbly curdmug.

Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"
by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024
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Curd

The type of substance that comes out of your ass after a long day of pegging
Last night he had me covered in Curd
by Big flogger 69 March 2, 2021
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biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno
" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"
by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009
mugGet the biff curdmug.

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