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Cunt Punt

To punch or kick a woman's vagina in anyway.
Girl 1: Bitch I'mma cunt punt you!
Girl 2: Lolwat?
Girl 1: HEADBUTT TO THE OVARIES!!
by MisterKay August 9, 2009
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Twin Cunt Punt

(Noun)- A professional tactic whereby a male employee lower on the corporate hierarchy than two females irreparably damages the credibility of the two females by proving to a third party that the work of the two females is incorrect.
Michael performed the fabled Twin Cunt Punt when, at the behest of Marcus the Partner, he reviewed Kelly and Erica's work and found several gaping holes in the analysis.
by Baseballa4Life86 April 7, 2011
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caveman cunt punt

when the girl is on top and she slides to slip off point then as she slams down thrust as hard as possible
she was teasing me like fuck so i just waited till the right point and baym caveman cunt punt
by ulovetohateme September 22, 2011
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cunt-punt

Lesbian equivalent of cock block
To punt away potential cunt as to block potential cock
Christi was hitting on this hot chick when kaylie's drunk ass cunt-punted christi.
by Monarch soccer March 25, 2010
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cunt punt

When a dumb bitch gets kicked or punted in HER junk.
Ohhhh damn....bitch just got str8 cunt punted .....and ol' boy had a running start!

Damn son, that had to of stung a lil bit, ya feel me bro?

For sho' to I wonder if they got his shoe back yet or not.

What are you talking about?

Oh snap you didn't see or hear what happened? Ol' boy lost his shoe on the return from the cunt punt! Fo' shizzy yo! He gave the bitch a cunt punt and lost his shoe. It just vanished, gone, disappeared, you know like "POOF BE GONE"
by Sevynn8Nine&SheWasYummy October 22, 2014
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Cuntrunt

Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.
Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?
by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004
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cunt punt

cuntpunt is the act of attacking a woman in her vulva, can cause extreme pain.
A kick in the cunt can hurt a woman, or damage your baby maker.
a whore sleeping with my male, I will avenge me, then I'll hurt your vagina.
Let me give an cunt punt this bitch!
I'll kick a bitch in cunt and stick your feet inside the vagina of the woman.
by CUNTPUNTVAGINA December 8, 2014
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