Cubsko

A person who is awesome, down for anaything, and generally one of the best people you can know.

You're a true "Cubsko"

by A Cubsko April 29, 2014

Cubstruck

First time Chicago Cubs/Wrigley Field visitor!
Lived in Chicago area for 28 years....just went to my first Cubbie game 6/21

Robert: "I can't believe we are finally at Wrigley Field!"
Me: "I know, I am completely and 100% Cubstruck!"

by KimmieP June 27, 2017

Cubspam

Verb.
Acronym for "Communication Unintended. Baby Stole Phone. Accidental Message"

When a child steals their parent's phone, or when a baby flails around in proximity to a parent's phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their kids.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "skb gghhs"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cubspam."

Scenario 2
A child steals their parent's phone. When the parent gets the phone back they see their child sent a bunch of random messages. The parent sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Parent: "cubspam"

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cubspam"

Example:
"I have received several cubspammed messages from my friend's kid."

"My child keeps cubspamming my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023

cubsplosive

Sexy hot gay Mexican man

Imma slut out cubsplosive

by Pookie wookie bear December 8, 2023

Cubsy Cannon

When you insert orbeezes into your cute cubsy and you proceed to fill it up until max capacity. Then you top it off and seal up the butt cheeks. Once necessary, release the seal and let the Cubsy Cannon do its work!

The other night we filled the Cubsy Cannon and shot them at our buddy, he had one hell of a night.

by Jelly in a Jarr July 15, 2024

cubsian

A cougar cub that's a lesbian.
Aka, when a younger girl is attracted to older women.

"Wait, the teacher, Ms. Baker, is lowkey hot. Is this weird, or am I just one of them cubsians?"

by eenerweenerrr February 6, 2025