Oh Crum!

another phrase for shoot

"I forgot my calculator Mr. J" "Oh Crum!, stinks to be you. hahaha"

by himilaintoesloths January 19, 2010

corner crumbs

The final crumbs in a bag of chips, which accumulate in the corner of the bag. Undoubtedly the best part of the bag of chips.

I just ate some dank ass cheddar Sun Chips, corner crumbs and all.

by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

Butt crumbs

also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

sex crumbs

crumbs left in the bed after intercourse, dried up lube left in the form of little crumblie bits in the bed.

after a long hard night a boning and many tubes of KY later, there were loads of sex crumbs in the bed.

by speedo jackson April 6, 2006

ate and left no crumbs

a definition for someone who did a very good job, the person ate (did a good job) and left no crumbs (didn't do any mistakes)

a: jiafei ate and left no crumbs
t: i agree

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Quiche Crumbs

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009