butt crust

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.

Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away

by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006

Crust Monkey

Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.

"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"

by Giggggiiiggg March 16, 2017

Angel Crust

The thick film that collects on the pants or undergarments of a female and begins to flake off or encrust after an extended amount of time.

It was a long day and when I got home, I discovered that the seams of my Seven jeans were full of Angel Crust. I am going to have to use some Spray and Wash before I throw them in the laundry.

by GirlTalk69696969 May 23, 2011

penis-crust

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex

"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"

by 4 Points October 15, 2009

Crust-Holer

Anal sex with dirty partners.

John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by Asshead December 28, 2005

crust hole

When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.

After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.

by Mikesbigass December 25, 2014