Parents Television Council

Nazi organization of soccer momsand conservatives. Hell bent on repealing the 1st amendment and illegalizing(sic)
any form of media that isn't about pink bunnies and ponies.
Hate video games also and try get any anti game legislation passed. Dis any show that mocks Christianity or promotes homosexuality.

Are people actually dumb enough to believe the shit that comes outta the Parents Television Council?

by Disgruntled Gamer January 27, 2008

crunchy grandpa

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.

"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"

by MMjr April 24, 2008

Crunchy Bitch

1. Bitches (mainly of the Mexican origin) who find it fly to use entirely too much gel and or mousse and scrunches their hair. Giving a finished look much like ramen noodles.

2. Bitches that find it okay to wear a pair of underwear twice in a row thankin no ones gonna know bout that crusty crab. We all know bitch. Do ya laundry.

1. Girl1- you know that girl Kailey, the one that always wears too much gel in her hair and scrunches it
Girl2- yea she's a basic crunchy bitch

2. Guy- what's that stuff in yo panties girl

Girl- it's laundry day I didn't have anything else so I wore yesterday's again
Guy- hell no I don't mess with no crunchy bitch

by LexiG May 1, 2014

Cruncked

Being taken down without dying

“Homie got knocked out in one hit.”

“You mean cruncked?”

“Oh yeah my bad.”

by IWillCrunkYou July 9, 2021

Con Crunch

The act of procrastinating on a cosplay(s) and only having a short amount of time to finish it because you found other things to distract you.

I can't come over today. I'm in a con crunch mode.

by gothiTOME June 6, 2018

atlanta council

THE BEST COUNCIL OUT OF ALL BBYO INTERNATIONAL ORDER!

BBG: There is a council called ATLANTA COUNCIL!!!
AZA: I love Atlanta Council.

by itty_bitty_critty March 3, 2017

crunchy bunny

an Armadillo: small, armor-shelled, omnivorous animal with protective plating. named thusly because of the plating, and a child's view of the creature

a child may mistake an armadillo for a rabbit from a distance. hence, instead of a furry rabbit, it is a crunchy bunny.

by AmandaSue December 2, 2005