Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009

Busting a Crumpet

Taking a shit. A bad one.

Where is Jared?
He’s been busting a crumpet for 10 minutes now.

by Whiplax22 August 10, 2019

tea and crumpets

the only things they eat and drink in europe

european restaurant menu:
1. tea and crumpets - 5 euros
2. crumpets and tea - 5 pounds

by pseudonymphet November 1, 2019

California Crumpet

When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.

"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."

by Flyhunter November 2, 2008

tea and crumpet nigga

a common way to refer to a british person

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."

by ak harry June 21, 2006

Ass Crumpet

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse

God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)

by Matty D! April 17, 2004

Crumpety

Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis

Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.

by Bumski December 20, 2002