loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle

I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!

by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003

Penis Trolling Cruiser

A Car/Van type contraption built by Chrysler also known as a PT Cruiser.

Homosexual 1: ooohhhhhhhh look at that riiiiddeee
Homosexual 2: mmmmmmmm ooohhhhh
Homosexual 1: It's a Penis Trolling Cruiser!!
Homosexual 2: Beeep beeep beeeep I'll backup to that

by BlahFooBeeeyatch September 22, 2007

pity cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.

That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!

by Murderface November 21, 2013

line-crosser

Some one who is known for crossing lines consistently without caring. Can include telling people off, saying things you should not around other people, doing things to other people/other people's property.

A line-crosser can be someone who upper decks someone's toilet or putting an air horn in someones ear.

by Mike Healy December 26, 2008

Crosley Cruiser

A cheap piece of junk that will destroy your records if you use it.

P1: "I got a Crosley Cruiser and now my records won't play."

P2: " I told you! You should just burn it."

by DJlikescats December 4, 2016

pt cruiser

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.

Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

FJ cruiser

N; The act of giving or receiving a footjob while in a moving vehicle.

That chick gave me the best FJ cruiser while we were on that road trip last summer.

by Proser Brosley November 29, 2009