It's Clobberin' Time!

The act of double fisting a girl while wearing Hulk Hands.

As the boy looked into his new girlfriend's eyes, he slipped on his recently purchased hulk hands and exclaimed, "It's Clobberin' Time!"

by meowxcore March 22, 2009

A clobber of Aerichs

The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.

Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!

by Clobberite August 23, 2018

clobber claw

(n) a television remote control

"Hand me the clobber claw."

by kmojoh September 3, 2006

crober

a term for people who enjoy activities sober, and take their soberness to an elevated state; exact opposite of crunk

Yo man, we're about to get mad crober. I'm bringin a bunch of soda and water.

by King Crober October 21, 2010

crabber

One who receives indiscriminate blowjobs (see Jizzard). refers to spreading of lice (due to indiscriminate selection of Jizzards) that takes place during the 'milking' process.

Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.

“Wheres (the) Jizzard?”
“He’s int’ bushes wit’ Crabber”
“ahh..”

(read with Yorkshire inflection)

by Bundyshoveller May 28, 2006

Chobber

A Gay Nazi! A homosexual Nazi, or National Socialist, who believes that the group is greater then the individual. They are also refered to a as Extreme Right Wing Fags! Hated most by other Nazis, who hate homosexuals themselves. They never come out of the closet, with two of their policies, they pretend that they are not gay and there is no link between capitalism and it's extreme backwards
form Fascism.

Marin Berminstock is a chobber and a racist.

by Bob Stride October 1, 2004

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009