crispito

The most delicious thing in the world! It is basically one of the greatest foods in the world!

I tried the crispito at school, and it was awesome!

by Snowy Hybrid January 8, 2018

Crispilator

Person lifting shirt and flipping hair simutaniouly

Dave does the crispilator to lure michelle in,

by Robert J. Sweet April 12, 2008

Crisping

When you to embarrassed to eat crisps around people cause of the noise it makes. So you suck them instead of chewing them.

Rachel was to embarrassed to eat her crisps when starting her new job so she quietly sat there crisping.

by Bwooly1001 June 29, 2016

Crispify

to burn something or in the act of something being burned

"I crispfied our dinner, so let's go out to eat!"
"I dropped a match n I thought the whole house was gonna crispify!"

by ~*Purplelectrica*~ October 27, 2003

St. Crispin's day

Saint's day 25th October - commemorates the twin saints Crispinus and Crispianus. It has recently been argued by leading academics that these names are 'fuck off funny'.

St. Crispin's day is gay.

by BettyLou April 18, 2007

Crisper

The crispiest roast potato when you cook them.

I want the crisper!

by Liv and Lize March 7, 2010

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006